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fasterfood:

why the hell do babies cry after they shit themselves like u got urself into this mess buddy dont make it everyone else’s problem. like have some fuckin responsibility for once

Other people: wow what a perfect morning for a run
Me: wow what a perfect morning to go the fuck back to sleep

basedgosh:

i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world

1. Cut your hair every now and then. Fresh starts are always nicer than you think. Who needs split ends anyways.

2. Pick a song you really like. Listen to that song a lot. And I mean a lot. Dance around your room naked to that song, beat the song lifeless till it annoys the hell out of you. Then pick a new song and go through the same process. We all need to really hear music, we need to understand what the song we are listening to is really about.

3. Paint your toes black, make it as perfect as possible. Then, scratch it off. Remember nothing is permanent.

4. Go on a run with your dog. Try to race him and beat him. Realize you can out run many things. Then go back and pet your dog, realize that some things you need to go back for.

5. Decorate a plain backpack. Glue on sparkles, glitter, diamonds, newspaper and magazine clippings, lace & ribbon, anything else that may fancy you. Remember, you don’t have to be the same person you were a minute ago.

6. Buy some pretty lights and string them up in your room. Turn off all the lights except for one when you go to bed. Remember it isn’t always dark and lonely. Change your perspective.

7. Lay outside one night. Breathe in breathe out. Accept that you are only one person and cannot do everything at one time. You can take your time. The creator of the stars you’re looking up at did not do it all in one day. Pace yourself.

8. Get up every morning and stand in front of the mirror. Naked, fully clothed, backwards, upside down, who cares how, just do it. Observe yourself. Notice the wrinkles under your eyes from laughing a lot. Count your freckles. Admire your ass. Then name 3 things you love about yourself. You need to love yourself.

Tips from Blossite on how to be okay with yourself. (via blossite)
captain-cal:

cannabiscrazy:

This is very satisfying

I am entertained for hours.

captain-cal:

cannabiscrazy:

This is very satisfying

I am entertained for hours.

plant-strong:

Just because animals do not speak in our human languages does not mean they do not have thoughts, feelings, aspirations. It does not mean that they are less than you. It does not mean that they do not matter. It does not mean they are here for your amusement, your use, or your consumption.

This has been a PSA.

fliptunas:

i dont care if youre 7 there is no way i am letting you win an easter egg hunt welcome to the real world jackass

heyfunniest:

weirdiehyena:

apparently my cat knows something I don’t

omfg

heyfunniest:

weirdiehyena:

apparently my cat knows something I don’t

omfg